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TECHNICALLY, WE'RE NOT LIARS. TECHNICALLY, WE AREN'T OBLIGATED TO DO ANYTHING THAT WE SAY WE'RE GOING TO DO BECAUSE WE DIDN'T SIGN SOME BIG FAT CAT CONTRACT, NOR DID WE OBTAIN LEGAL REPRESENTATION, NEITHER OF WHICH HAS EVER CROSSED OUR MINDS AT ANY POINT IN TIME, IF SUCH A THING EVEN EXISTS.

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF PLAYING A SHOW, UPLOADING THE AUDIO, AND MAXING OUT THE ALBUM TITLE CHARACTER LIMIT IF NO ONE AT BANDCAMP WAS GOING TO COLLECT STATISTICS AND MAKE US FEEL GOOD ABOUT OURSELVES? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! YOU WILL HEAR FROM OUR LAWYER REGARDING THE DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR FREEDOM OF SP

A SPUMONI NEW YEARS EVE - LIVE AT THE VENUE FORMERLY KNOWN AS FENNARIO, LOCATED IN HISTORIC WEST CHESTER, PENNSYLVANIA. JUSTIN BOUGHT THE PLACE AND MADE IT SHINE AGAIN, BUT EVERYONE WHO USED TO LIVE HERE IS TOO BUSY GETTING FAMOUS (PUNK IS DEAD AND WE'RE ALL FUCKED BUT I DIDN'T CHECK MY SOURCES).

WE ARE A BAND CALLED RESERVED RAT AND WE ARE GONNA BE DOING SOME SPUMONI COVERS DOING SOME MODEST COVERS IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE MODEST MOUSE'S DRUMMER WAS NEIL PERT.

SO, UM (HEY DION, THE SHOW IS IN WEST CHESTER).

THE ROBOT DEMOS, IN HONOR OF MY KNEE TATTOO...WELL IT'S NOT REALLY ON MY KNEE, IT'S MORE OF A THIGH TATTOO, LIKE, RIGHT ABOVE MY KNEE. MY FRIEND DILLON DID IT IN COLLEGE AND IT WAS THE FIRST TATTOO HE'D EVER GIVEN AND WE WERE DRUNK BUT EVERYTHING TURNED OUT OK.