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Breathing 00:06
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This is a message to Jeff Rosenstock I'd like to think you and your band made it back to your hotel alright but at least I'd say Matt Keegan did it right and even though I almost got into a fight it was still a pretty cool night I just hope Jeff Rosenstock remembers me for the rest of his life I creeped out Jeff Rosenstock
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I didn't know this so I don't mind I didn't notice I think I'm blind sometimes I don't want to say bye it's too bright outside it's too bright outside and come to think I remember it's not a bad drive so I don't mind Forgetful motives to pass the time A dozen roses Losing focus Please be mine I'm fuckin' over it Isn't it bizarre how security can ask me to put my zoot away when Freddie Gibbs is standing there with a jay the size of a koala bear Holy shit I just walked into a spider web Holy shit that sipider's gigantic Hold the phone I don't know what I was trying to say I guess my point is nothing but isn't that the case with most things anyway
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it's probably ok we're gonna hear mike soon
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Spumoni is an ice cream or somethin' (what what) I wonder if they make ice cream flavored Cheerios But if you really wanna hear there's somethin' you're about to know Is we decided to make a talk show called Sitting down with the Spumonis! (What!)
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Your birthday's still the password to my computer and no I don't feel uncomfortable saying that in this song even though I didn't think about it for very long because it's on my desktop and chances are I've known ya for like my whole life or at least a day if you're from California Kenny knew you guys anyway. (California strangers) How fucking perfect I'm thinking of you again I tried not to make this song about you (California strangers)
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December 02:37
Shower curtain mildew upon which I stare Early morning rush hour is over Red eyes Dry mouth Why the hell am I awake right now? Oh yeah, it's Monday Monday really really sucks but Tuesday really really sucks but Wednesday really really sucks but Thursday really really sucks but Friday sorta kinda sucks but Saturday It's 5 AM and I can't wake up on my own It's 12 AM and I can't fall asleep again January February March and April May and June (without you) July and August bring September and then October before November December
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Burnt the toppings on my windowsill pizza What's your name? Hey it's nice to meet ya Stuffed the crust full with fishless anchovies What the fuck, Drew? I thought we were homies I know that you know that I don't want you to leave Do you remember The Last Thing You Forget? I think it still kicks almost as hard as Shed
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I can hear mike I can hear you We can hear you but you can't hear youreself Mike hear's himself I hear myself I hear my key chain
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Punchline 05:04
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 that was the joke that was the punchline of the joke 13 fuckin 13 13 that was the punchline do you understand it do you understand the fucking joke yea 13 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 13 13 motherfucking 13 13
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Look down at the carpet and see yourself in it but it doesn't have a refelection cause it's just a carpet Deep down in your stomach your gut is telling you to go through with it but it doesn't matter cause it's just your stomach You say that you love it just to move on but you still dig it you just don't feel like talking You feel like you're gonna fuck it up Preemptively laugh it off Pass me another beer I feel a little lopsided I feel kinda lopsided (Roy you're to cool for Warminster I guess you're too cool for this town anymore)
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I don't wanna update anything I just wanna look at my twitter feed Check out these fucking sick new kicks I have on Maybe we should go to Saskatchewan next week Cause we're young adult as fuck!
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The big red room swallows me the big red room encumbers me walking on the carpet with no shoes on the big red room swallows me the big red room crushes walking on the carpet with no shoes on big red room swallows me whole the big red room
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And I can only think about hanging out with my friends and quitting football and getting punched in the head or remembering when my friends dad died then that time when we had wine for dinner and pretended to be like the beastie boys on the way to our friends apaprtment and wake up on the stairs at 3:45AM I can only think about having another one again and forgetting the girl I knew with the hip tattoo And I can only think about having another one again and again and again and again and again and one again and again and again and again and again and one again and again and again and again and again and one again and again and again and again and again and one again and again and again and again and again and
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Blue Jay 03:11
Baby oh I'll combine myself with whatever I'm looking at Rewind hotel I'll tip the bellhop on my way out The puddle on the streets look particularly refelctive these days And I think that's fine maybe the streets are cleaner or maybe it's my mind thinkin I need to see that blue jay one last time memory's an intervener and nastalgia should be a crime Grab the dro I'll combine myself with whatever I'm looking at Rewind hotel I'll tip the bellhop on my way out The puddle on the streets look particularly reflective these days
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Note to Self 00:08
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One Song 01:48
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Kyle's Song 05:20
six four (Kyle, this one's for you) four six six four six tasty cake apocolypse onto my lips they eat my potato chips with funny quips that dont even make sense and then they have parents that don't disciplin those fucking assholes they suck the bins and make amends cause your audience doesn't appreciate what to do (FUCKING NONSENSE)
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the dotted line on 611 chaparone me to the best pizza in town nah fuck that the best slice in the world is only in doylestown pinas pizza 3 represent also got the best garlic knots around leave the door behind me the autumn filled air shoving itself through see a familiar face he asked how my mom is I order a slice or two argentina 3 nicaragua 0 I grab some napkins take a seat at the booth nicaragua scored here comes my pizza and you look at me like I had nothing to do with you don't think I notice your haircut I really notice your haircut this slice is just so good Just kicking back with the game on full belly and a bag full of knots for the ride home
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foggy lungs lead to soggy memories hole in my shoe but not my pocket scuba dive in the sky don't knock it till you try it (baby)
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Bulwinkle 04:02
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Go To Sleep 02:51
go to sleep please go to sleep just go to sleep go to sleep just go to sleep go to sleep please go to sleep go to sleep (dreams) go to slepp (dreams) Please go to sleep (dreams) Please go to sleep (dreams[nightmares]) Go to sleep (dreams[nightmares]) Go to sleep Nightmares ahhh (nightmares[dreams]) wake up go to sleep please go back to sleep just go to sleep go to sleep please go to sleep I just really need to sleep
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Recognition 01:53
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Thank You 06:53
Jump around Stomp some Goombas Breakin' pots Wearin' masks That's one tired dragon Sorry but I gotta go and save the princess Gonna go crash a wedding and stash myself inside your head That's one tired dragon I can help but then I gotta save the princess Gonna rob some bad assassins and then ride off into the sunset on a fucking motorcycle Grab some coins Tanooki Suit Save a sage Iron Boots That's one tired dragon sorry but i gotta go and save the princess Gonna go crash a wedding and stash myself inside your head That's one tired dragon I can help but then i gotta save the princess Gonna rob some bad assassins and then ride off into the sunset on a fucking motorcycle
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Shaggy 01:57
Tecate and a quesadilla I could fill up on this all day long Kick back (relax) Let the sun do its thing The side of my head's gonna look a little shaggy Drivin' with the windows down Everyone can hear me shout This is the part of the song I sing along to in traffic and if you could sing along too that would be just fantastic. Tecate and a quesadilla I could fill up on this all day long
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It's the most convenient least convenient place to put them Stop asking me questions I know what I'm doing most of the time and most of the time I know I'm lying when I say that and this time's no different
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"So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? Keep on keepin' on."
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Clouds with the sun flirting to poke through which is ok cause I only wear these sunglasses to look cool and I can't wait for the cold air again cause I like it a lot more when I have a cigarette in the cold Don't you know that I can't find a way out of the summer Hold on Don't you know if we don't find any booze it's gonna be a bummer but Jah will provide just like he or she always does what a cool girl or guy and I think it'd be in our best intrest if we just relax with our friends it's so cold and I love it Don't you know that I can't find a way out of the summer Hold on Don't you know that we just found some fucking beer Tonight is going to be so much fun yea (so much fun yea)
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Congrats! 01:16
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Recorded at Sleepless Sound Studio
Produced by Lucas Kozinski (Fried Monk) and Spumoni
Mastered by Bob Iacono

Holy Spumoni this was so much more than any of us expected to get ourselves into and there are shout outs and thank yous to be had for sure.

Extra shout-out thank you to Lucas Kozinski (Fried Monk) and Sleepless Sound Studio, Adam Laub and Bob Iacono, for putting up with this shit, an ambitious album also takes an ambitious studio to agree to record this.

Thank you to Big Grizz for dropping best bars of 2018 on THIS record of all places. Thank you Making New Enemies not only for supplying me with a slick beat to rap over (Listen to Milk Flud) but for really just inspiring us to keep doing our own shit our own way. Shout outs to Jeff Rosenstock for making some of the best music out there and changing my life. Thank you Onett, Groomers, and Middle Kid for playing at our record release when we didn't even finish the fucking record yet. Thank you Rob Lowe. Thank you Shelby and Darcy for allowing me to write their theme song for their podcast. For real, anyone who's interested in young adult literature and want to hear nerds nerd it out over that junk, the url is track 17. Thank you Eryn, Roy, Kelly, Jake for their various contributions. Fuck that guy Lance, but Zach is cool. Thank you to Pina's Pizza III for making the best garlic knots in the world. Thank you Nintendo. Shout outs to Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube. Shout outs to giantbomb.com, it's a website, about video games. Shout out to MF DOOM. Shout out to Asher Roth. Shout outs to Kyle. Thanks to Modest Mouse for teaching me how to play guitar and Mike how to play bass. Thank you to Chris Gethard for showing me it's ok to do anything creative in any way you want if you like it because it's fun. Thank you Philly for being the best city in the world. Thank you to Fenn's for letting us figure shit out upstairs. Thanks for everyone who's ever seen us live and goes out of their way to tell us that you like the nonsense we do. We're honestly having fun so if you've been along for the ride and enjoy it with us, thank you.

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released June 3, 2018

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